Sunday, September 15, 2019

104 You're getting old

RandyYou don't get it, Sharon! You never have! And that's supposed to be my fault?!

SharonYes, it IS your fault, Randy, because you're a child!

RandyI'm sick of everything I do being so wrong, Sharon!

Sharon... You're 42 years old, Randy!

RandyI'm not dead yet Sharon, but you might be!

SharonOh is that what you think?! That I'm dead?!

You do this all the time! First you're obsessed with baseball fights! Then you need to play Warcraft! Then you gotta be a celebrity chef!

RandyWhy can't you ever just support me?!

SharonSupport what?! Another stupid dream of yours?!

RandyFace it Sharon, our son turned 10 and you feel old!

SharonWHAT does our son turning 10 have to do with you making the same mistakes again and again?!

RandyBecause I'm unhappy, okay?! I've been unhappy for a long time!

SharonI'm unhappy too. We both are, obviously. How much longer can we keep doing this? It's like, the same shit just happens over and over and, then in a week it just all resets until- it happens again. Every week it's kind of the same story in a different way but it, it just keeps getting more and more ridiculous.

RandyI don't know if I've changed or you have. I just feel like I might not have a whole lot of time left and... I want to enjoy it.

SharonI want to enjoy it too, but... I can't fake it anymore. You just seem kind of shitty to me.

RandyYou kind of seem shitty to me too.

SharonPeople get older, Randy. People grow apart.

[Landslide by Fleetwood Mac plays]